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2006/2007 - Newsletter 15 (18 December 2006)

GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE, SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG


It is with regret that I announce that Pete Thompson of Thommo’s Titans has decided to leave the ranks of WSFFL managers at the end of the season. Despite little success during his tenure, Pete has been building up a useful squad of young players (Djourou, Van Persie, Hoyte, Wright-Phillips, Carrick et al) and it’s a shame that he won’t be at the helm when those players fulfil their promise. However Pete will be busy in other areas – as he says “I am moving in the next couple of months and all my time will be taken up with demolition, building and decorating!

I’m sure you’ll all join me in wishing Pete every success with his plans, and with his young family. He’s around until the end of the season, so I hope, Pete, that you’ll come along to the January Auction to say goodbye to your WSFFL colleagues.

I actually have one or two interested potential managers, so Pete’s decision gives me time for succession plans. In the meantime, I’m placing an embargo on outgoing transfers involving Thommo’s Titans. This is to stop vultures swooping in and asset-stripping his team in advance of another manager taking over, and give said new manager the best chance to be competitive in the league. That’s only fair, innit?


INCREMENT BY INCREMENT


Prettier Than You are stretching their lead at the top, little by little, each week. This week they go 3 points clear, following a 3-0 crucial win this weekend over fellow title contenders the 22 Legged Groove Machine. Goals from Bellamy, Ferdinand and Meite helped Rachel eke out a further point’s lead at the top.

Their closest pursuers are now Aardvark Abacus; the league’s strongest squad continue to flex their muscles with a 3-2 win over recently-reviving Trusted By Millions. Continuing to rotate his forwards shrewdly, this time it was Obafemi Martins who came up trumps for Ady with a double strike to lift him to 2nd. Champions Boston Rock halted their recent 2 game losing streak, but could only draw 2-2 with Real Muppets, thanks to long range efforts from Lampard and Bentley. They slump to 3rd, having collected only 1 point from a possible 9.

Nil Satis continue their good recent run and go 5th after beating Claymore in the Toffee Derby, 3-0 the scoreline, with goals fittingly from Yobo and Arteta. Fred slips to 6th after losing 3-2 to Eleven Imaginary Boys, recent signing David Wright bagging the crucial winner to give Prov another POTW half a million. Well done chap!

At the bottom, Yorks are a point adrift following a close 3-2 defeat to Mega Buck Bandits, Speed and Hulse hitting the target for Yorks in vain. Thommo’s Titans edge one point clear in 15th, following their 1-1 draw with the Dead Parrots, who slip to 14th following Prov’s win.

Elsewhere, Final Fantasy XI leap above Trusted into 9th following a 1-1 draw with San Dimas, Heidar Helguson getting a late equaliser to keep the High School in 7th.


CHANGE FOR THE BETTER, CHANGE FOR THE WORSE, CHANGES WITH SUMMER AND FALL

Hear ye! Hear ye! I hereby announce that the 2006/07 Mid-Season Recategorisation Process has been done. Once again your esteemed co-ordinator, and our recat guru, Peej, have reviewed the position of every single Premiership player thanks to the auspices of premierleague.com, and hereby wish to announce the following findings;

·      Julio Baptista (Arsenal, Nil Satis) from ATTACK to MIDFIELD
·      Gareth Barry (Aston Villa, Trusted) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Abdoulaye Faye (Bolton, Muppets) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Joey O’Brien (Bolton, Muppets) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Jon Aarne Riise (Liverpool, Aardvark) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Stephen Warnock (Liverpool, Parrots) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Alan Smith (Manchester United, Boston Rock) from MIDFIELD to ATTACK
·      Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Manchester United, Groove Machine) from MIDFIELD to ATTACK
·      Roudolphe Douala Mbela (Portsmouth, Final Fantasy) from ATTACK to MIDFIELD

There were one or two others, but those were ones we’ve squabbled about on numerous previous occasions, so I’ve saved us the hassle and ignored them. The above, however, will be recatted unless they’re appealed (and even then, they might still be recatted if the appeal is unsuccessful).

Taking about appeals, this is how the timings are going to work this year, if you wish to appeal any of the above revised categorisations, or indeed the categorisations of any other of your players;

·      Managers to let me have any appeals by NO LATER THAN Saturday 30 December 2006.
·      The Appeal Review Board will sit during the first week in January. As usual, the Review Board will comprise of myself, recat guru Peej, and the Exec Committee (Ady, Rich and Paul Saleh), providing we can pin them down.
·      Managers will be notified immediately of any positional changes.
·      Positional changes to take effect from Week 17, on 13 January.

The exceptions to this are the pool players listed overleaf, who will be immediately recategorised into their revised positions.

RECATS (continued)

·      Didier Agathe (Aston Villa) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Danny Guthrie (Liverpool) from DEFENCE to MIDFIELD
·      Hogan Ephraim (West Ham) from MIDFIELD to ATTACK
·      Ismael Miller (Manchester City) from ATTACK to MIDFIELD

These 4 players are available from the pool in their new positions, with the exception of Miller, who as he has been recatted into an advantageous position, is subject to the pool “cooling off” process until 23 December, as per “Transfer News” below.

OK? Right, stand back, here come the avalanche of appeals…


TRANSFER NEWS


Player                         From                                       To                               Fee

Fangzhou Dong (A)    Pool                             Claymore Athletic FC            £500K
Lee Carsley (M)        Claymore Athletic FC            Pool                             £250K
Gabor Kiraly (G)        48 hour rule (sole bid)            Prettier Than You       £500K
Claudio Reyna (M)   Prettier Than You                   Pool                             £250K

Don’t forget that the players highlighted are now subject to the pool “cooling off” period, Any managers interested in buying them can bid until close of play Saturday 23 December 2006, after which time they go into the pool proper and are readily available. All bids to me please.


THE FF£100,000 QUESTION

Let’s see who was listening at the AGM Auction…
Which Midfielder was voted by Four Four Two magazine as the best Football League player last season, then promoted with his club into the Premiership?

Answers to me by close of play Saturday 23 December 2006. As usual, first correct one out of the metaphorical hat gets the dosh.

Sheffield United and Mega Buck Bandits goalkeeper Paddy Kenny had his eyebrow bitten off in a curry house car park incident, during the week leading up to the Blades’ home game against Manchester United on Saturday 18th November. His assailant (a mate of Kenny’s apparently – hey, who needs enemies…) obviously didn’t fancy the lychees for afters!

Apparently, Neil Warnock, on hearing about this incident, merely said, “I told him not to go out in Halifax”. Which makes me very curious – is Halifax the home of the phantom eyebrow-biter or something? I think we should be told…


THE FF£100,000 QUESTION (continued)

So, 4 correct replies this time, from Ryan, Peej, Clive and Beef. Trusted By Millions was the name out of the hat, so Beef trousers the hundred grand. Well done Beef!


SHORTS


·      Has anyone else noticed Johan Djourou’s eyebrows? The Arsenal and Thommo’s Titans youngster has got a serious pair of Groucho Marx specials – wonder if he does the cigar and funny walk thing as well?
·      Snatch of commentary overheard while I was booking in the scores Saturday evening; “Sutton in the box… he’s in two minds whether to shoot himself”. Speaking as the WSFFL manager of the blank-firing striker, I would say, yes, please do Chris, I’ll even hand you the gun…




WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 14, W/E 16 December 2006


Eleven Imaginary Boys                         3-2     Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Hyypia                                                               Matt Taylor
Barton                                                                Drogba
David Wright                                                                                                  27,450

Mega Buck Bandits                               3-2     York’s Returning Glory

McCarthy                                                           Hulse
Finnan                                                                Speed
Hunt                                                                                                                27,111

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum                         3-0     Claymore Athletic FC

Gilberto Silva
Arteta
Yobo                                                                                                               39,825

Prettier Than You                                 3-0     22 Legged Groove Machine

Bellamy
Anton Ferdinand
Meite                                                                                                               60,037

San Dimas High School                        1-1     Final Fantasy XI

Helguson                                                 (1)      Huddlestone                         34,966

Thommo’s Titans                                  1-1     The Dead Parrots

McBride                                                  (1)      Howard (OG)                      23,074

Trusted By Millions                              2-3     Aardvark Abacus

Gerrard                                                               Martins 2
Ben Haim                                                           Alonso                                 33,970

You Know Your Boston Rock FC       2-2     Real Muppets

Bentley                                                               Reina
Lampard                                                             Abdoulaye Faye                   49,231



Performance of the Week: Eleven Imaginary Boys














THE 2006/07 WSFFL LEAGUE TABLE









As at Monday 18 December 2006





















Team
P
W
D
L
F
A
Diff
Pts












1
Prettier Than You
14
9
2
3
26
16
10
29

2
Aardvark Abacus
14
8
2
4
35
21
14
26

3
You Know Your Boston Rock FC
14
7
4
3
31
21
10
25

4
22 Legged Groove Machine
14
7
3
4
21
17
4
24

5
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
14
7
2
5
31
25
6
23

6
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
14
7
2
5
25
24
1
23

7
San Dimas High School
14
6
3
5
23
27
-4
21

8
Real Muppets
14
5
5
4
25
24
1
20

9
Final Fantasy XI
14
5
4
5
20
17
3
19

10
Trusted By Millions
14
5
4
5
23
21
2
19

11
Claymore Athletic FC
14
5
2
7
31
29
2
17

12
Mega Buck Bandits
14
5
2
7
19
24
-5
17

13
Eleven Imaginary Boys
14
4
4
6
16
21
-5
16

14
The Dead Parrots
14
4
3
7
19
29
-10
15

15
Thommo's Titans
14
2
4
8
15
26
-11
10

16
York's Returning Glory
14
3
0
11
15
33
-18
9
























TOTAL
224
89
46
89
375
375
0
313












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