BIG BLACK NEMESIS, PARTHENOGENESIS
Only 3 points separate the top 3 going into the last 2 games of the season, as You Know Your Boston Rock’s season continues to fall apart at the seams. This weekend Nemeth was the Nemesis – the former Boston Rock striker struck twice against his old club to earn a win for the 22 Legged Groove Machine. This followed a 1-0 midweek defeat for “The Sky Heroes” by Trusted By Millions, courtesy of a Luis Garcia goal.
So, 2 points back from Boston Rock sit Aardvark Abacus, following a midweek draw with Real Muppets and a weekend win over Kylie. Claymore are a further point back in third – a 1-0 defeat by bottom club Nil Satis, courtesy of sub Duncan Ferguson, dented Claymore’s hopes, but they bounced back big-style, crushing Thommo’s Titans 6-1 at the weekend.
So, it’s one of these 3 for the title. Boston Rock face Fred West LGXI and Mega Buck Bandits in their final 2 fixtures; Aardvark have Prettier Than You and The Dead Parrots; and Claymore also tackle Mega Bucks and Fred West! It’s wide open!
Elsewhere, two 3-1 away wins on the trot propel San Dimas High School to 4th place, Peej’s team hitting form just in time for next week’s FA Cup Final. Two wins for the Dead Parrots see them up to 7th slot. At the bottom, Kylie lost twice and are now rooted to the bottom, two points adrift of Nil Satis, and a further 2 behind Mega Bucks, who lost to Thommos and to the missus, Final Fantasy XI winning 2-1 in the “married” Bevan Derby this weekend.
POTW £100,000 awards go to Nil Satis for their midweek “Toffee Derby” win over title contenders Claymore Athletic FC, and to Birthday Boy Rich Timms, for the Groove Machine’s victory over stuttering Boston Rock FC. Well done to both.
TRANSFER NEWS
Couple of interesting midfielders dumped into the pool this time…
Player From To Fee
Roy Keane (M) Prettier Than You Pool £1.5m
Claudio Reyna (M) Pool Prettier Than You £500K
Sylvain Legwinski (M) Aardvark Abacus Pool £250K
Bradley Jones (G) Pool Aardvark Abacus £500K
TRANSFER NEWS (continued)
Don’t forget that the players highlighted are now subject to the pool “cooling off” period, Any managers interested in buying them can bid until close of play Saturday 30 April 2005, after which time they go into the pool proper and are readily available. All bids to me please.
THE FF£100,000 QUESTION
Which team recently used 3 goalies in a Football League game but still lost 6-1?
Answers to me by close of play Saturday 30 April 2005. First correct answer out of the metaphorical hat wins the dosh.
Ronaldinho swapped shirts with Chelsea and Boston Rock’s Paulo Ferreira at half time in their Champion’s League Second-Leg tie. Good thing too – the only thing he was swapping at full time was insults and girly shoves with the Chelsea stewards.
One correct answer only, from Peej, so San Dimas scoops the £100,000. Well done Peej.
BTW Bolton’s mascot Lofty the Lion named after the Trotters’ most famous son, England great Nat Lofthouse. He’s a lion because Lofthouse was nicknamed “The Lion of Vienna” after a particularly heroic performance for England against Austria (who were a good team once). Thanks to Peej who also guessed that one right. “Lion of Vienna”? I think I prefer Sheriff…
WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 27, Tuesday 19/ Wednesday 20 April 2005
Aardvark Abacus 1-1 Real Muppets
Gallas (2) Morientes 37,160
Claymore Athletic FC 0-1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
(3) Ferguson 35,885
The Dead Parrots 2-1 York’s Returning Glory
Safri (2) Gera
Neill 31,312
Final Fantasy XI 1-3 San Dimas High School
MG Pedersen (2) Sibierski
Ashton
Terry 30,658
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 0-2 22 Legged Groove Machine
(1) Giannakopoulos
Kishishev 41,621
Mega Buck Bandits 0-1 Thommo’s Titans
(1) Zenden 25,125
Prettier Than You 2-0 Kylie Bumcheeks
Dunne 2 (1) 25,503
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 0-1 Trusted By Millions
(2) Garcia 42,453
Performance of the Week: Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 28, W/E 23 April 2005
Aardvark Abacus 2-0 Kylie Bumcheeks
Hasselbaink (1)
Lauren 36,828
Claymore Athletic FC 6-1 Thommo’s Titans
Friedel Hierro OG
Watson
Downing
Bernard
Jaidi
Rooney 38,147
The Dead Parrots 4-1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
James Camara
Neill
Tuore
De Zeeuw 32,951
Final Fantasy XI 2-1 Mega Buck Bandits
Drury (1) Heskey
Andrew Johnson 26,043
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 1-1 Trusted By Millions
Wesley Brown Ambrose 67,845
Real Muppets 3-0 Prettier Than You
Southgate (1)
Joe Cole
Ashley Cole 25,459
22 Legged Groove Machine 3-1 You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Nemeth 2 (1) Lampard
Mokoena 42,081
York’s Returning Glory 1-3 San Dimas High School
Speed (1) Yakubu
Senderos
Distin 36,053
Performance of the Week: 22 Legged Groove Machine
WSFFL LEAGUE TABLE
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Season 2004/05
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As at 25 April 2005
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Team
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
F
|
A
|
Diff
|
Pts
| ||
1
|
You Know Your Boston Rock FC
|
28
|
19
|
3
|
6
|
78
|
34
|
44
|
60
| |
2
|
Aardvark Abacus
|
28
|
18
|
4
|
6
|
82
|
38
|
44
|
58
| |
3
|
Claymore Athletic FC
|
28
|
18
|
3
|
7
|
85
|
46
|
39
|
57
| |
4
|
San Dimas High School
|
28
|
15
|
3
|
10
|
57
|
51
|
6
|
48
| |
5
|
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
|
28
|
14
|
4
|
10
|
58
|
45
|
13
|
46
| |
6
|
Trusted By Millions
|
28
|
13
|
4
|
11
|
55
|
43
|
12
|
43
| |
7
|
The Dead Parrots
|
28
|
13
|
2
|
13
|
47
|
44
|
3
|
41
| |
8
|
22 Legged Groove Machine
|
28
|
13
|
2
|
13
|
49
|
54
|
-5
|
41
| |
9
|
Final Fantasy XI
|
28
|
12
|
2
|
14
|
50
|
52
|
-2
|
38
| |
10
|
York's Returning Glory
|
28
|
11
|
4
|
13
|
41
|
47
|
-6
|
37
| |
11
|
Prettier Than You
|
28
|
10
|
2
|
16
|
34
|
53
|
-19
|
32
| |
12
|
Real Muppets
|
28
|
9
|
5
|
14
|
31
|
56
|
-25
|
32
| |
13
|
Thommo's Titans
|
28
|
9
|
5
|
14
|
36
|
65
|
-29
|
32
| |
14
|
Mega Buck Bandits
|
28
|
7
|
7
|
14
|
25
|
40
|
-15
|
28
| |
15
|
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
|
28
|
7
|
5
|
16
|
30
|
52
|
-22
|
26
| |
16
|
Kylie Bumcheeks
|
28
|
7
|
3
|
18
|
25
|
63
|
-38
|
24
| |
TOTAL
|
448
|
195
|
58
|
195
|
783
|
783
|
0
|
643
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