Thursday, 13 February 2020

2004/2005 - Newsletter 19 (6 February 2005)

MONEY’S ALL BROKE, AND FOOD’S GOING HUNGRY


Well, another January Transfer Window Auction has now passed us by and we’re into the final third of the Season. Thanks to all the managers who made it along to our place last night, ate our nibbles and spent their cash!

Actually, Morientes and Mido apart, most managers were quite frugal in their approach to the Auction, and not as much money as I thought would be spent was actually shelled out. Obviously everyone is waiting to spend their cash on the new Chelsea left-back in the Summer (unless it actually is Ashley Cole…). A full list of auction expenditure and pool transfers from the Auction Evening is in this newsletter.

Also, as a bit of fun for the Auction Evening, your knowledgeable co-ordinator organised a quiz, to give managers attending a chance to win back some of the cash they shelled out. £25,000 per correct answer was on offer, with further prizes of £1million for the top scorer, £500K for second and £250K for third. The results were as follows;

1st – Rachel (Prettier Than You), 15 out of 30 and therefore £1,375,000 richer!!!
2nd – Beef (Trusted By Millions), Dave (Mega Buck Bandits), 14 out of 30
3rd – Clive (Claymore Athletic FC), Peej (San Dimas High School), Paul (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum), 12 out of 30

Also rans were;
Ady (Aardvark Abacus), 11 out of 30
Ceri (Final Fantasy XI), 9 out of 30
Rich (22 Legged Groove Machine), Ryan (Real Muppets), 7 out of 30
Pete (Thommo’s Titans) 2 out of 30 (!)

So now you know who to nominate as your football question phone-a-friend!


THERE IS NO ROSEABILITY


You Know Your Boston Rock FC are currently going through their worst run of the season, with only 1 point out of the last 6, and their seemingly unassailable lead at the top is now down to a mere 3 points. This weekend “The Sky Heroes” scraped a 1-1 draw with Real Muppets, sub Kieran Richardson scoring on his debut, whilst title challengers Aardvark Abacus beat Trusted By Millions 3-2 with their sub Robbie Keane getting the late winner, to extend their winning league run to 9 games. Flip...

Thirteen points behind the title contenders sit Claymore Athletic FC, who beat Nil Satis 3-1 in the Toffee Derby to rise above Fred West LGXI. Fred surprisingly lost 2-1 to bottom club Kylie Bumcheeks. This result, achieved thanks to Hyypia and Beattie goals, lifted Rich off bottom slot and also earned him the POTW £100,000, so well done Rich!

So, replacing the Bumcheeks at the bottom are Mega Buck Bandits, who lost 2-0 to Yorks, with Carroll and Crouch goals for Julian’s team. Going in the right direction however are Prettier Than You, who opened up a can of whoop-ass on the Groove Machine, winning 3-0 with a rare Roy Keane goal the highlight for Rachel’s team. Rach is now up to 13th and eyeing a mid-table berth.


YOU STILL GOT ONE OVER ON ME


The 4th Round of the FA Cup proper may not have produced any shocks, but the WSFFL FA Cup Quarter Finals last weekend produced one great big fat shock, that being Mega Buck Bandits’ 1-0 victory over Aardvark Abacus. After being beaten 4-0 by the Abacus last weekend, Dave got one over on his little brother in the best way, an Alan Stubbs goal knocking Bevan Junior out of the Cup, and unsurprisingly winning Dave last week’s POTW £100,000. Well done Dave!

Mega Bucks were joined by 3 heavyweights in the Semi Finals – leaders Boston Rock FC “went nap” on the Groove Machine, beating them 5-0 with a Robert Huth double justifying Sheriff’s late inclusion of the big German in the line-up. Rich must be sick of the sight of “the Sky Heroes” in the Cup competitions this season. Claymore Athletic FC also progressed, winning 4-1 against Final Fantasy XI, and a John Terry double for in-form San Dimas saw off Thommo’s Titans.

The Semi-Final draw was made at last night’s Auction Evening, by 2 managers without vested interests in the draw, namely Ady (arf!) and the Big Man. The draw came out of the velvet bag as follows;

Mega Buck Bandits                                  v       San Dimas High School
You Know Your Boston Rock FC           v       Claymore Athletic FC

Ouchie!! These games will be played on W/E 5 March 2005, doubling up with the league fixtures. And guess who I’m playing in the league that weekend – that’s right, bloody Claymore Athletic FC!




TRANSFER NEWS


All the news from before and during the January Transfer Window auction as follows;

Player                         From                           To                                           Fee


Before
Edu (M)                      San Dimas High School          Pool                             £3.5m
David Prutton (M)      Pool                             San Dimas High School          £500K
Nicolas Anelka (A)     Aardvark Abacus        Fenerbahce                              £7m
Barry Ferguson (M)    Prettier Than You       Glasgow Rangers                    £5m
Anthony McMahon (D)  YKY Boston Rock FC       Pool                             £250K
Kieran Richardson (M)           Pool                 YKY Boston Rock FC            £500K
Cosmin Contra (D)     Dead Parrots               Released (loan expired)          £0
Eirik Bakke (M)         Dead Parrots               Released (from retained)         £1m
Nico Vaesen (G)         Thommo’s Titans        Pool                                         £1m
Sebastian Schemmel (D)        Thommo’s Titans        Pool                             £250K
Stephane Henchoz (D)   Mega Buck Bandits     Celtic                                   £0
Kleberson (M)            Mega Buck Bandits    Pool                                         £3m
Jason Koumas (M)     Mega Buck Bandits    Pool                                         £3m

During – Auction proper
Fernando Morientes (A)         Auction           Real Muppets                          £22m
Jean-Alain Boumsong (D)      Auction           San Dimas High School          £5m
Dean Ashton (A)                    Auction           San Dimas High School          £3.5m
Andy Reid (M)                       Auction           San Dimas High School          £5m
Ahmed Mido (A)                    Auction           Trusted By Millions                £10m
Mauricio Pellegrino (D)         Auction           22 Legged Groove Machine   £2.5m
Michael Dawson (D)              Auction           Trusted By Millions                £6m
Jiri Jarosik (M)                       Auction           Final Fantasy XI                     £4m
Emmanuel Eboue (D)             Auction           Aardvark Abacus                    £4.5m
Robbie Blake (A)                   Auction           YKY Boston Rock FC            £2.5m
Njazi Kuqi (A)                        Auction           Thommo’s Titans                    £0.5m
Walter Pandiani (A)               Auction           Aardvark Abacus                    £5.5m
Henri Camara (A)                   Auction           Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £6m
Kiki Musampa (M)                 Auction           Thommo’s Titans                    £0.5m
Mikel Arteta (M)                    Auction           Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £4m
Guillaume Plessis (M)                        Auction           Thommo’s Titans                    £2m
Richard Chaplow (M)             Auction           YKY Boston Rock FC            £0.5m
Aaron Mokoena (D)               Auction           22 Legged Groove Machine   £4m
Ryan Nelson (D)                     Auction           Mega Buck Bandits                £2.5m
Scott Carson (G)                     Auction           Real Muppets                          £2.5m
Konstantinos Chalkias (G)     Auction           Final Fantasy XI                     £5m

During – Pool Activity
Steve McManaman (M)         Final Fantasy XI                     Pool                 £4.55m
Rob Hulse (A)                        San Dimas High School          Pool                 £250K
Mbulelo Mabizela (D)                        San Dimas High School          Pool                 £250K

Player                         From                           To                                           Fee


Darren Kenton (D)                 San Dimas High School          Pool                 £250K
Rohan Ricketts (M)                Trusted By Millions                Pool                 £250K
James McEveley (D)              Trusted By Millions                Pool                 £250K
Florent Sinama-Pongolle (A) YKY Boston Rock FC            Pool                 £250K
Jamie Redknapp (M)              YKY Boston Rock FC            Pool                 £250K
Nwankwo Kanu (A)               Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          Pool                 £3.25m
Eddy Bosnar (D)                     Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          Pool                 £750K
Geoff Horsfield (A)                Thommo’s Titans                    Pool                 £250K
Andy Oakes (G)                     Thommo’s Titans                    Pool                 £250K
Darren Anderton                     22 Legged Groove Machine   Pool                 £250K
Michael Bridges (A)               Real Muppets                          Released          £2.25m
Tim Howard (G)                     Final Fantasy XI                     Pool                 £5.25m
Chris Baird (D)                       Mega Buck Bandits                Pool                 £250K
Jamie Redknapp (M)              Pool                             Mega Buck Bandits    £500K
Florent Sinama-Pongolle (A) Pool                             Mega Buck Bandits    £500K
Jason Koumas (M)                 Pool                 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £500K
Tim Howard (G)                     Pool                             Thommo’s Titans        £500K
Paul Robinson (D)                  Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          Pool                 £250K
Vincent Candela (D)               Pool                 San Dimas High School          £500K
Oliver Tebily (D)                    San Dimas High School          Pool                 £500K
Alex Bruce (D)                       Pool                 Aardvark Abacus                    £500K
Pedro Mendes (M)                  Aardvark Abacus                    Pool                 £1m
Edu (M)                                  Pool                 Trusted By Millions                £500K
Dexter Blackstock (A)            Trusted By Millions                Pool                 £250K
Anthony Barness (D)              Pool                             Mega Buck Bandits    £500K
Garry Flitcroft (M)                 Thommo’s Titans        Pool                             £250K

There is no pool “cooling down” period in force at the moment, as the Auction Evening was an “Open Pool” night. So, if you fancy anyone who’s been dumped into the pool (and not subsequently hoovered up by MC or any other manager), get in touch – pronto!


THE FF£100,000 QUESTION

Which former England striker, currently plying his trade in the Championship, had freshly killed goat’s blood smeared on his face to celebrate his debut for one of his clubs?

Answers to me by close of play Saturday 12 February 2005. First correct answer out of the metaphorical hat wins the dosh.

Stoke manager Tony Pulis recently signed his namesake (who also happens to be his son) Tony Pulis on 23 December from Portsmouth. Nepotism is alive and well and living in the Potteries!



I never even got so much as a guess for this one, though. Guess I stumped you all! Which means the goat’s blood recipient will earn someone a rollover £200,000!


SHORTS


·      Manager of the Month time for January 2005 – and the best record this month belongs to Paul Garratt of San Dimas High School. Peej was the only one to avoid defeat in January, with 4 wins and a 4-4 draw against Fred to haul himself into 5th place and into the semi-finals of the FA Cup. After your efforts you’re £250,000 richer, Peej old chap – well done!




WSFFL RESULTS;
FA Cup Quarter Finals, W/E 29 January 2005

 

Aardvark Abacus                                  0-1     Mega Buck Bandits

                                                                 (2)      Stubbs                                  40,379

Claymore Athletic FC                           4-1     Final Fantasy XI
Earnshaw                                                 (1)      Bartlett
Clichy
Weir
Hierro                                                                                                              44,044

San Dimas High School                        3-1     Thommo’s Titans

Yakubu                                                              Bryan Hughes
Terry 2                                                                                                            37,153

You Know Your Boston Rock FC       5-0     22 Legged Groove Machine

Defoe
Rio Ferdinand
Glen Johnson
Huth 2                                                                                                             67,251



Performance of the Week: Mega Buck Bandits







WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 20, W/E 5 February 2005

Kylie Bumcheeks                                   2-1     Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Hyypia                                                     (1)      Ljungberg
Beattie                                                                                                             36,105

Mega Buck Bandits                               0-2     York’s Returning Glory

                                                                           Carroll
                                                                           Crouch                                 30,564

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum                         1-3     Claymore Athletic FC

Dyer                                                         (1)      Rooney
                                                                           Bridge
                                                                           Henry                                   42,093

Prettier Than You                                 3-0     22 Legged Groove Machine
N’Gotty
Rommedahl
Roy Keane                                                                                                      31,509

San Dimas High School                        3-2     Final Fantasy XI

Queudrue 2                                              (1)      Francis
Terry                                                                  Nolan                                   43,534

Thommo’s Titans                                  0-1     The Dead Parrots

                                                                           James                                   42,593

Trusted By Millions                              2-3     Aardvark Abacus

Angel                                                       (2)      Baros
Andrew Cole                                                      Gallas
                                                                           Robbie Keane                       51,114

You Know Your Boston Rock FC       1-1     Real Muppets
Richardson                                              (2)      Ashley Cole                         67,838



Performance of the Week: Kylie Bumcheeks















WSFFL LEAGUE TABLE










Season 2004/05










As at 6 February 2005





















Team
P
W
D
L
F
A
Diff
Pts












1
You Know Your Boston Rock FC
20
17
1
2
66
18
48
52

2
Aardvark Abacus
20
16
1
3
68
23
45
49

3
Claymore Athletic FC
20
11
3
6
56
38
18
36

4
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
20
11
2
7
45
33
12
35

5
San Dimas High School
20
10
3
7
41
36
5
33

6
The Dead Parrots
20
10
1
9
32
29
3
31

7
York's Returning Glory
20
9
1
10
31
34
-3
28

8
Trusted By Millions
20
8
3
9
43
36
7
27

9
Final Fantasy XI
20
8
2
10
36
40
-4
26

10
22 Legged Groove Machine
20
8
2
10
33
45
-12
26

11
Real Muppets
20
6
4
10
20
39
-19
22

12
Thommo's Titans
20
6
3
11
27
50
-23
21

13
Prettier Than You
20
6
2
12
25
41
-16
20

14
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
20
5
4
11
20
37
-17
19

15
Kylie Bumcheeks
20
5
3
12
22
49
-27
18

16
Mega Buck Bandits
20
4
5
11
14
31
-17
17













TOTAL
320
140
40
140
579
579
0
460













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