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2004/2005 - Newsletter 18 (24 January 2005)

BREAKING EVERY WINDOW, TAKING THINGS YOU WON’T KNOW


The January 2005 Transfer Window Auction and Social Evening will take place on Sunday February 6th, at our place at 8.00 p.m. prompt. Another chance to splash out your hard earned Fantasy cash on highly-paid and untried foreigners. Yes, I know it’s round our place again, and I appreciate some of you may be thinking I never go out my front door or something. But there’s a specific reason for this (and for holding it on a Sunday), that being that our techno genius Ryan can attend and can write a backup short-cut whilst he’s over, so I can regularly back up the important WSFFL documents. Don’t want to risk losing the squads and bank balances, now do we?

For those unable to attend (I know about Wattsy, obviously, but if anyone else can’t make it, please let me know), feel free to arrange a proxy bidder. I’m happy to do it if no-one else wants to. I’ll mail out a list of the players to go “under the hammer” as soon as the transfer window is closed at the end of January. Watch this space – again!


“LAZY BOY”, SHE SAYS, “GET A JOB, GET A LIFE”

A Recat Appeals meeting was held on Monday 17th January. Thanks again to Peej the recat guru, and the Executive Committee of Rich Timms, Ady and Paul Saleh. At this meeting, the following players were recategorised into more useful positions for their managers, and might now start earning their keep!

LUIS BOA MORTE (York’s Returning Glory); from Attack to Midfield (unanimous)
STEPHEN JORDAN (Final Fantasy XI); from Midfield to Defence (unanimous)
LUCAS NEILL (Dead Parrots); from Midfield to Defence (unanimous)
WAYNE ROUTLEDGE (Prettier Than You); from Attack to Midfield (unanimous)
JEROME THOMAS (22 Legged Grove Machine); from Attack to Midfield (3-0 with one abstention – Rich Timms did not vote as it was his player!)


YOU GOTTA RUN FOR AN HOUR AND YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE


This weekend’s results showed that the race for the title still has some serious mileage remaining in it. It was a very good weekend for Aardvark Abacus, who walloped brother Dave’s Mega Bucks 4-0 thanks to a double salvo from Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Ady in the process also gaining serious momentum for his FA Cup


Quarter Final next weekend against the same opponent. However, the real icing on the cake for Ady was Boston Rock’s 2-0 defeat by the Dead Parrots. The “Sky Heroes” worst performance of the season came against their bogey side, as the “Wardrobe” collapsed in on Sheriff’s team, Papa Bouba Diop scoring the strike which propelled the Dead Parrots to a POTW £100,000 winning performance in inflicting only Boston Rock’s 2nd defeat of the season. Well done Dean (hrumph grumble bah)...

Further good news for Bevan Junior came in the guise of Fred West and Claymore Athletic FC, 3rd and 4th, both dropping points. Fred’s Moritz Volz scored an own-goal in his side’s 4-4 draw with San Dimas High School, Fred only managing to scrape a point in this game with a controversial penalty equaliser from El Hadji Diouf. Claymore Athletic FC once again fell foul of their bogey team Prettier Than You, who won 3-0 thanks to Keily, N’Gotty and Davenport goals. This means the top 2 are 11 points clear of the rest, and with only 11 games left to play it’s developing into a 2 horse race for the title now...

Prettier Than You’s almost POTW-winning performance meant they climbed off the bottom of the table, rising to 15th position but level on points with Mega Bucks. Sinking to the basement slot (as predicted by me last week) are Kylie Bumcheeks, who got thrashed 6-0 by Final Fantasy XI, to complete a real reversal in fortunes for Rich - Champions to bottom in barely 20 months! Nil Satis and Thommo’s Titans also won against higher-placed opponents, to continue inching away from danger.


TRANSFER NEWS


Player                         From                           To                                           Fee


Matt Kilgannon (D)    San Dimas High School    Released                           £250K
Ricardo Vaz Te (A)    Pool                             San Dimas High School          £500K
Peter Clarke (D)         Nil Satis Nisi Optimum     Pool                                  £250K
(since joined Blackpool therefore not available under cooling down rule)
Daniel Fox (D)           Pool                             Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £500K
Danny Higginbotham (D)       Pool                 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £500K
Paul Robinson (D)      Pool                             Nil Satis Nisi Optimum          £500K
Paul Gallagher (A)     Pool                             Prettier Than You                   £500K


THE FF£100,000 QUESTION

Which English league manager recently signed his namesake?

That’s “namesake”, not just “surnamesake”, OK, Redknapp watchers!

Answers to me by close of play Saturday 29 January 2005. First correct answer out of the metaphorical hat wins the dosh.



Clive advises me that it was former Hitchin Town boss Kerry Dixon who recently lost his job because he preferred to watch Chelsea, representing Chelsea TV, every week. Who wouldn’t, the way they’re currently playing?

Anyway, correct guesses from myself, The Big Man (flippin’ eck! Again?) and Deano. The hundred grand, I’m pleased to report, went to myself! Small consolation for this weekend’s loss, but Boston Rock are now £100,000 richer. Thanks to Clive-lad for setting the question.





WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 19, W/E 15 January 2005

Aardvark Abacus                                  4-0     Mega Buck Bandits

Hreidarsson                                             (3)
Hasselbaink 2
Scholes                                                                                                            38,137

Claymore Athletic FC                           0-3     Prettier Than You

                                                                           Keily
                                                                           Davenport
                                                                           N’Gotty                                36,041

The Dead Parrots                                  2-0     You Know Your Boston Rock FC

Diop                                                         (1)
Konchesky                                                                                                      42,267

Final Fantasy XI                                   6-0     Kylie Bumcheeks

Granville 2
Francis
Bergkamp
Johnathan Fortune
Campo                                                                                                            25,348

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI  4-4     San Dimas High School

Robben                                                    (1)      Holland
Drogba 2                                                            Quendrue 2
Diouf                                                                  Volz (OG)                            67,859

Real Muppets                                        1-2     Thommo’s Titans

Ronaldo                                                   (1)      Purse
                                                                           Boyce                                   24,547

22 Legged Groove Machine                 1-2     Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Saha                                                         (1)      Higginbotham
                                                                           Kevin Campbell                   28,512

York’s Returning Glory                       2-2     Trusted By Millions

Crouch                                                     (1)      Barry
El Karkouri                                                        Andrew Cole                        32,017



Performance of the Week: The Dead Parrots














WSFFL LEAGUE TABLE










Season 2004/05










As at 24 January 2005





















Team
P
W
D
L
F
A
Diff
Pts












1
You Know Your Boston Rock FC
19
17
0
2
65
17
48
51

2
Aardvark Abacus
19
15
1
3
65
21
44
46

3
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
19
11
2
6
44
31
13
35

4
Claymore Athletic FC
19
10
3
6
53
37
16
33

5
San Dimas High School
19
9
3
7
38
34
4
30

6
The Dead Parrots
19
9
1
9
31
29
2
28

7
Trusted By Millions
19
8
3
8
41
33
8
27

8
Final Fantasy XI
19
8
2
9
34
37
-3
26

9
22 Legged Groove Machine
19
8
2
9
33
42
-9
26

10
York's Returning Glory
19
8
1
10
29
34
-5
25

11
Real Muppets
19
6
3
10
19
38
-19
21

12
Thommo's Titans
19
6
3
10
27
49
-22
21

13
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
19
5
4
10
19
34
-15
19

14
Mega Buck Bandits
19
4
5
10
14
29
-15
17

15
Prettier Than You
19
5
2
12
22
41
-19
17

16
Kylie Bumcheeks
19
4
3
12
20
48
-28
15













TOTAL
304
133
38
133
554
554
0
437












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