IF YOU SEE ANDMOREAGAIN, THEN YOU WILL BE ANDMOREAGAIN
The WSFFL FA Cup Final will be a repeat of last year’s final, between Trusted By Millions and Aardvark Abacus. Both semi-finals were resolved nice and cleanly this weekend – goals from Davis and Thatcher saw Trusted through at the expense of a valiant Mega Bucks, whilst the Abacus had it appreciably easier, going “nap” on a poor Groove Machine side showing none of its’ recent good form.
The WSFFL FA Cup Final will be played on the W/E of 24 April 2004, on a free weekend for league fixtures. Good luck to both of yas!
GOING FASTER MILES AN HOUR
Claymore Athletic FC are motoring now, and have opened up a gap at the top of the WSFFL League Table, following this weekend’s fixtures. Goals from Mellberg, Rooney and the inevitable Thierry Henry sealed a frantic 3-2 win over Boston Rock FC in the Game of the Day, Clive inflicting the “Sky Heroes’” first league defeat of 2004 in the process. Ouchie! Claymore are now 4 points ahead of Aardvark Abacus, who also suffered a 3-2 loss, this one to San Dimas High School, who climb back to 3rd as a result in the tight chasing pack.
Elland Road Big Boys go 4th, level on points with the High School, following a 2-0 win over Prettier Than You, who go back bottom after this result and Nil Satis’ 0-0 draw with Real Muppets. Down to 5th go the Groove Machine, who capped a truly horrible Fantasy weekend by capitulating to Thommo’s Titans; goals from “Sir Les” and Ian Walker saw Pete beat his almost brother in law by 2-0, rise from 13th in the table to a very respectable 11th, and win the POTW £100,000 in the process. Well done Pete!
At the bottom, although Prettier Than You and Nil Satis Nisi Optimum occupy the bottom 2 spaces, the real out-of-form team in the league is York’s Returning Glory. Following their 3-0 loss to Kylie Bumcheeks (including an Andrew O’Brien own goal handing the win to the Bumcheeks) Julian’s team are 14th, 3 points off the bottom, having taken a measly one point in their last 7 league fixtures. Relegation form indeed, and who’s next up for Yorks? Why, none other than Prettier Than You – that’ll be a serious six-pointer!
TRANSFER NEWS
A fair bit of business done of late…
Player From To Fee
Jody Morris (M) Thommo’s Titans Released £0
Tobias Linderoth (M) Pool Thommo’s Titans £500k
Justin Hoyte (D) Pool Thommo’s Titans £500k
Jeff Kenna (D) 22 Legged Groove Machine Derby County £0
Szilard Nemeth (A) Pool 22 Legged Groove Machine £500k
Christophe Dugarry (A) Mega Buck Bandits Released £0
Colin Cooper (D) Mega Buck Bandits Pool £1m
Vratislav Gresko (D) YKY Boston Rock FC Pool £1m
Kieran Richardson (M) YKY Boston Rock FC Pool £250k
Liam Ridgewell (M) Pool YKY Boston Rock FC £500k
Petri Pasanen (D) Pool YKY Boston Rock FC £500k
Don’t forget that the players highlighted are now subject to the pool “cooling off” period. Any managers interested in buying them can bid until close of play Saturday 20 March 2004, after which time they go into the pool proper and are readily available. All bids to me please.
THE FF£100,000 QUESTION
What is the electricity bill for closing the roof of the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff?
Guesses by close of play on Saturday 20 March 2004. First correct one out of the hat after that date gets the dosh. If no-one gets it right, I’ll give the cash to the nearest guess, so it’s worth having a try.
Robbie Earle tore his pancreas, believe it or not, after a collision with his own goalkeeper in a reserve game. This left him in hospital fighting for his life, but he thankfully succeeded in making a full recovery. Wow, me and Robbie Earle; we’re like pancreas brothers, dude!
I received correct guesses from Rachel, Ceri, Clive and Ryan. The increasingly-useful 4-sided dice landed on Clive’s number, so Claymore Athletic FC get the £100,000. Not a bad week for the Clivester, all told!
WSFFL RESULTS;
Week 23, W/E 13 March 2004
Kylie Bumcheeks 3-0 York’s Returning Glory
Taricco (1)
O’Brien OG
Beattie 29,491
Mega Buck Bandits 0-3 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
(1) Desailly
Volz
Lundekvam 29,386
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0-0 Real Muppets
(2) 26,717
Prettier Than You 0-2 Elland Road Big Boys
(3) Duff
Fowler 28,627
San Dimas High School 3-2 Aardvark Abacus
Holland (3) Scholes
Terry Hreidarsson
Trevor Sinclair 47,284
Thommo’s Titans 2-0 22 Legged Groove Machine
Les Ferdinand
Walker 32,056
Trusted By Millions 1-1 Final Fantasy XI
Davis (2) Hitzlsperger 36,083
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 2-3 Claymore Athletic FC
Pires (3) Henry
Knight Rooney
Mellberg 40,105
Performance of the Week: Thommo’s Titans
WSFFL FA Cup Semi Finals
Mega Buck Bandits 0-2 Trusted By Millions
(1) Davis
Thatcher 17,104
22 Legged Groove Machine 0-5 Aardvark Abacus
Sol Campbell
Hreidarsson
Scholes
Keller
Gallas 26,270
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