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2002/2003 - Newsletter 19 (25 March 2003)

BURY MAGNETS LET’S GATHER TOGETHER


Twitchy sphincters in the Smith household this weekend – and not just from baby Robbie either – as Kylie Bumcheeks’ lead at the top is cut back to 5 points, with 5 games left to go. Short Straw continued their good form against top sides by holding Rich’s Bumcheeks – erm, to a 1-1 draw, that is – whilst Aardvark Abacus and Boston Rock both won; Aardvark collecting their customary points in the Bevan derby with a comfortable 3-0 win over brother David’s Mega Bucks, and the “Sky Heroes” beating their bogey team, Elland Road Big Boys, by a hard-fought 3 goals to 2, the winner a first for Boston Rock from sub Lee Hendrie.

Trusted continued their impressive recent run with a 4-0 demolition of Yorks to stay 4th, whilst Prettier Than You move up to 5th at the expense of former incumbents Claymore, Rachel giving Clive a 4-1 spanking including goals from strikers Bellamy and Vassell, and from expensive recent recruit Danny Higginbotham. In fact, this result earned PTY the POTW £100,000. Well done Rachel.

Elsewhere Real Muppets continue their good form with a 3-1 disposal of bottom club Viola’s Pier; Nil Satis and the Groove Machine shared the spoils with a 1-1 draw; and San Dimas and Fred did likewise, drawing 4-4, with a Van Nistelrooy hat-trick and a Vieira strike being cancelled out by a John Terry double and goals from Jenas and the returning Freddie Kanoute.


TRANSFER NEWS


Player                         From                                       To                                           Fee


Brian McBride (A)   San Dimas High School          Pool                                         £600,000

Don’t forget that the players highlighted are subject to the pool “cooling off” period. Any managers interested in buying them can bid until 8 p.m. on Monday 31 March 2003, after which time they go into the pool proper and are readily available.


THE FF£100,000 QUESTION


“The first 90 minutes are the most important part”. Sage advice on the game from which Premiership manager?

One guess per person to me by close of play on Saturday 29 March 2003.

Manchester City and Prettier Than You’s Richard Dunne was the pup of the litter in 1996/97. Look how he’s grown since. Mainly outwards.

Correct guesses from Peej (as usual), Dean, Dave and Clive. This week the £100,000 went zooming down under. Well done Deano.




WSFFL RESULTS

League Week 25, W/E 22 March 2003


Kylie Bumcheeks                                   1-1     Short Straw Rovers

Beattie                                                     (1)      Bergsson                                          52,106

Mega Buck Bandits                               0-3     Aardvark Abacus

                                                                 (2)      Solano
                                                                           Gallas
                                                                           Hasselbaink                                      41,105

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum                         1-1     22 Legged Groove Machine

Jonatan Johanson                                     (1)      Cunningham                                     35,033

Prettier Than You                                 4-1     Claymore Athletic FC

N’Gotty                                                              Cygan
Bellamy
Vassell
Higginbotham                                                                                                             43,021

San Dimas High School                        4-4     Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Terry 2                                                     (1)      Van Nistelrooy 3
Jenas                                                                  Vieira
Kanoute                                                                                                                      29,449

Trusted By Millions                              4-0     York’s Returning Glory

Okocha
Gerrard
Owen
Thatcher                                                                                                                      38,042

Viola’s Pier                                            1-3     Real Muppets

Horsfield                                                  (1)      Repka
                                                                           Robert
                                                                           Viduka                                             31,888

You Know Your Boston Rock FC       3-2     Elland Road Big Boys

Lampard                                                  (2)      Murphy
Defoe                                                                 Duff
Hendrie                                                                                                                       67,706


Performance of the Week: Prettier Than You


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